Chicks Destroy Rez Dogs at Bocce Ball
In an ugly defeat VanDorp & Dashner crushed multiple times various combinations of unnamed male rez dogs at a Bocce Ball tourney at a secret forest location. Worst of all the girls never lost a single game with many of their triumphs being realized as come-from-behind soul crushes on clutch last throws.
It was horrible.
The report has been delays 6 months to ensure everyone was mentally stable before reporting.
Some of those who participated are still on prozac.
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